Hi, I'm a wanna-be writer, tennis star, rock drummer, and entrepreneur based in the California. Lacking the drive (and, let's admit it, talent) to make much of myself in any of these fields, I'm resigned to do a middling job on every one of them. Bumbling through life is not a dishonorable alternative to being rich and famous...

I dream of a nondiscriminating society where chicken can cross the road without being asked why...